World RXS-2679: Carlos and His Cowrantine by deniseunicorn, literature
Literature
World RXS-2679: Carlos and His Cowrantine
World RXS-2679: Part 4 "Carlos and His Cowrantine" This is the story of how a cute holstein called Cowlos, but was first named Carlos instead, found herself living on my ranch. She recounted her story to me so that others with Bovid-91 infections can one day find a home here at the ranch. It was like just any other day. Carlos was in the convenience store standing in line buying his daily lotto tickets hoping to at least win a few bucks this time. Behind him, some guy is dressed up in a baggy sweat shirt and pants along with a hooded jacket hiding his face. Carlos looks back at the guy seeing him wiping at his face with some tissues, Uh oh! Dang it, Carlos forgot his mask at home! He's heard that the new strain of bovid-91 been going around this time around. Carlos tries to keep his distance from the guy, but it's hard. Carlos: "Dude! Move back will you!? I don't want to catch whatever you've got!" Guy: "Mmmmrrruumf! I don't have to moooooove at all!
My Very Own Cow Butt! by deniseunicorn, literature
Literature
My Very Own Cow Butt!
World RXS-2679: Part 3 "My Very Own Cow Butt!" Inspired by this drawing: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39267045/ [Begin Video Transcription] *Video starts playing showing the inside of a barn. In front of the camera is one female human and in the background is one standard female Holstein cow.* Denise: "There we go! The video is recording now. Please state your name and what you want to be to the camera please." *Denise walks into frame holding what looks to be VA-C4-710N Forms for the human.* Hereford: "Hello! I am Hereford Angus. I am here at 'Denise's One Horn Ranch' to take a vacation as a standard Holstein cow." *Hereford waves at the camera. Denise nods.* Denise: "Good!" *Denise flips though the pages.* "So, what made you decide to come to my ranch here to take a vacation? Please say you really like cows.." *Hereford giggles and nods to Denise.* Hereford: "Yes I do! Ever since I grew up on my parents farm, I watched the cows go in to get milked. All the mooing I
Taking a Clucking Vacation by deniseunicorn, literature
Literature
Taking a Clucking Vacation
World RXS-2679: Part 2 "Taking a Clucking Vacation" I was told to write down in a journal about my experience here at "Denise's One Horn Ranch". It was a bright shiny day when the bus I was on drove up the ranch's drive. We all filed out and onto the front yard of the house. Oh yes! I should introduce myself. My name is Silkie Gallus. Now, don't let the name fool you, I am female. And I am here at this ranch to take a vacation. I was hoping that I could at least get away from all this bovid-91 nonsense in the world and just be something that won't let me get infected by that disease. I do know that some sufferers of that disease are living here at the ranch. But it seems that after the virus has run its course, you are not infectious anymore. Even the president got the disease. What I find funny is, they confirmed that her milk just tastes like really sour buttermilk. Welp, can't win on that front now can you. Ahem! Sorry, I'm getting off track. I'm here to take a
World RXS-2679: "Denise's One Horn Ranch" What is this world? Denise has setup a general farm on a separate parallel world off of the world that her main base and farm is on. She has given her own little designation to this world, labeled 'World RXS-2679'. Here, on that world, she is attempting to branch out from just only selling Eddie's cow milk. She will be converting the local populace into her livestock. She will export all of the accumulated products she gets here off to her own homeworld to sell. This world is somewhat the same as our real life Earth, only that magic there is a lot more prevalent. The name of Denise's farm on this world? I talked to a couple friends about the name, and one came up with "Denise's One Horn Ranch". Yep! I like it! So, what stuff does Denise do in this ranch of hers? Well, first of all, we need to describe what type of world this is. As I said, magic here is a lot more established. Say, you saw that picture of that woman getting
World RXS-2679: Carlos and His Cowrantine by deniseunicorn, literature
Literature
World RXS-2679: Carlos and His Cowrantine
World RXS-2679: Part 4 "Carlos and His Cowrantine" This is the story of how a cute holstein called Cowlos, but was first named Carlos instead, found herself living on my ranch. She recounted her story to me so that others with Bovid-91 infections can one day find a home here at the ranch. It was like just any other day. Carlos was in the convenience store standing in line buying his daily lotto tickets hoping to at least win a few bucks this time. Behind him, some guy is dressed up in a baggy sweat shirt and pants along with a hooded jacket hiding his face. Carlos looks back at the guy seeing him wiping at his face with some tissues, Uh oh! Dang it, Carlos forgot his mask at home! He's heard that the new strain of bovid-91 been going around this time around. Carlos tries to keep his distance from the guy, but it's hard. Carlos: "Dude! Move back will you!? I don't want to catch whatever you've got!" Guy: "Mmmmrrruumf! I don't have to moooooove at all!
My Very Own Cow Butt! by deniseunicorn, literature
Literature
My Very Own Cow Butt!
World RXS-2679: Part 3 "My Very Own Cow Butt!" Inspired by this drawing: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/39267045/ [Begin Video Transcription] *Video starts playing showing the inside of a barn. In front of the camera is one female human and in the background is one standard female Holstein cow.* Denise: "There we go! The video is recording now. Please state your name and what you want to be to the camera please." *Denise walks into frame holding what looks to be VA-C4-710N Forms for the human.* Hereford: "Hello! I am Hereford Angus. I am here at 'Denise's One Horn Ranch' to take a vacation as a standard Holstein cow." *Hereford waves at the camera. Denise nods.* Denise: "Good!" *Denise flips though the pages.* "So, what made you decide to come to my ranch here to take a vacation? Please say you really like cows.." *Hereford giggles and nods to Denise.* Hereford: "Yes I do! Ever since I grew up on my parents farm, I watched the cows go in to get milked. All the mooing I
Taking a Clucking Vacation by deniseunicorn, literature
Literature
Taking a Clucking Vacation
World RXS-2679: Part 2 "Taking a Clucking Vacation" I was told to write down in a journal about my experience here at "Denise's One Horn Ranch". It was a bright shiny day when the bus I was on drove up the ranch's drive. We all filed out and onto the front yard of the house. Oh yes! I should introduce myself. My name is Silkie Gallus. Now, don't let the name fool you, I am female. And I am here at this ranch to take a vacation. I was hoping that I could at least get away from all this bovid-91 nonsense in the world and just be something that won't let me get infected by that disease. I do know that some sufferers of that disease are living here at the ranch. But it seems that after the virus has run its course, you are not infectious anymore. Even the president got the disease. What I find funny is, they confirmed that her milk just tastes like really sour buttermilk. Welp, can't win on that front now can you. Ahem! Sorry, I'm getting off track. I'm here to take a